Archive for October 29th, 2007
Communication issues
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and they
lived in Honolulu. The poor lady was not very proficient in English,
but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose
whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn’t
know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her
skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went
home with pork legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn’t know
how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her
breast. The lady got what she wanted.
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way
to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store…
What were you thinking? Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!!
Posted: October 29th, 2007 under Jokes.
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A teacher, a garbageman, and a lawyer
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one
question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into the
iceberg? They just made a movie about it.” The teacher answered quickly, “That would be the
Titanic.” St. Peter let him through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn’t REALLY need all the odors that
this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: “How many people
died on the ship?” Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie and answered,
“about 1,500.” “That’s right! You may enter.”
St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. “Name them.”
Posted: October 29th, 2007 under Jokes.
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