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Three men are arguing in a bar. The first says, “God must be a mechanical engineer—just look at the joints in the human body.”

The second says, “God is an electrical engineer—look at the nervous system.”

The third says, “God has to be a civil engineer—who else would run a waste disposal pipeline through a perfectly good recreational area?”

Italian Boy’s Confession:
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been
with a loose girl”.
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Johnny
Parisi?”
“Yes, Father, it is.”
“And who was the girl you were with?”
“I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin
her reputation.”
“Well, Johnny, I’m sure to find out her name
sooner or later,
so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina
Minetti?”
“I cannot say.”
“Was it Teresa Volpe?”
“I’ll never tell.”
“Was it Nina Capelli?”
“I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.”
“Was it Cathy Piriano?”
“My lips are sealed.”
“Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?”
“Please, Father, I cannot tell you.”
The priest sighs in frustration.
“You’re very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I
admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot
be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave
yourself.”
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino
slides over and whispers,
“What’d you get?”
“4 months vacation and five good leads.”

There isn’t much that brings a tear to one’s eye like a MySpace montage, set to the the gentle strains of Whitney Houston.

What happens when you place a hidden camera right next to a girl who’s washing windows with her panties showing

The fascination of the humans toilet is too much for this cat

Incredible surf video from the centre of Copenhagen.