Archive for January 21st, 2007
Golf Lesson joke
A woman is learning how to golf. She decides to take a lesson from a golf pro. They head out to the driving range and she hits her first ball. The ball goes about 50 yards, slicing to the right.
The golf pro says to the woman, “I can see that you have a lot of problems. Your stance is bad, your head is all over the place, and the worst thing is that grip.”
When she asks what can be done to fix the situation, he suggests, “Grab the club gently, as if you were grabbing your husband’s ‘club.’ When the feeling is right, go ahead and swing.”
She does just that and the ball goes off the tee perfectly straight, for about 275 yards.
The golf pro says to the woman, “That is unbelievable, I didn’t think you would do that well. But now on to your next problem—How are we going to get that golf club out of your mouth?”
Posted: January 21st, 2007 under Jokes.










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Girl In Human Slingshot
A girl is loaded up into a human slingshot. Get ready to watch her fly!
What’s a red neck’s last words? UVUG thinks they are, “Hey y’all, watch this!”
Posted: January 21st, 2007 under Videos.










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Ginger vs Mary Ann Pie Fight (Director’s Cut)
Ginger and Mary Ann go at it with Too-Hot-For-TV Pie Fight action. Let’s get down now.
Posted: January 21st, 2007 under Videos.










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Jessica Biel Gets Frisky with Maria Menounos
One hot piece of ass gets to know another in a naughty clip from Access Hollywood.
Posted: January 21st, 2007 under Videos, Celebrities.










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49ers Training Film
The San Francisco 49ers made this in-house training film that was meant to teach players how to handle the media. For some reason, they thought that lesbian porn, racial stereotyping and topless shenanigans were essential to this lesson. Now, the front office is under fire and the team’s PR director is looking for a new job.
An old one you may have missed, here on uvug.
Posted: January 21st, 2007 under Videos.










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Noel Devine: Amazing Football Reel
Is high school football player Noel Devine the next Reggie Bush? All signs point to yes in this dazzling highlight reel by the North Fort Myers High School phenom.
Posted: January 21st, 2007 under Videos, Sports.










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Bikini models for today
Posted: January 21st, 2007 under Babe photos.










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Shoulda saw the one that got away
Posted: January 21st, 2007 under Pictures.










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New movie
Posted: January 21st, 2007 under Pictures.










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Well, it finally happened
Posted: January 21st, 2007 under Pictures.










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Smoking Crab
A crab takes a few puffs on a cigarette, proving that even small crustaceans are susceptible to peer pressure.
Posted: January 21st, 2007 under Videos, Animals.










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Pelican Eats Pigeon
A Pelican swallows an entire pigeon, whole, in St. James Park, London. Freaky.
Posted: January 21st, 2007 under Videos, Animals.










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