Archive for January 6th, 2007
Postmen Have All the Luck
On his last day on the job, a mailman is greeted by a young housewife who invites him in for breakfast. After the feast she leads him to the bedroom for an extensive sexual romp. Afterward she gives him two dollars.
“Jeez,” says the mailman, “this is great, but what’s with the two dollars?”
“Well,” she replies, “since you’re retiring, I asked my husband what we should do for you. He said, ‘Fuck him—give him a couple of bucks.’ Breakfast was my idea.”
Posted: January 6th, 2007 under Jokes.
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Pinocchio and his girlfriend
Pinocchio and his girlfriend are in bed, doing what wooden puppets do, when she suddenly sighs. He asks her why, and she replies, “You’re probably the best lover I’ve ever had, but every time we make love you give me splinters.”
This remark bothers Pinocchio a great deal, so the next day he seeks advice from Gepetto, who suggests a bit of sandpaper might “smooth out” Pinnochio’s relationship with his girlfriend. Pinocchio graciously thanks his creator and goes on his way.
A couple of weeks later, Gepetto runs into Pinocchio at the hardware store, where his little wooden friend is buying every package of sandpaper the store has in stock.
“So, Pinocchio,” Gepetto remarks, “things must be going pretty damn good with the girls, eh?”
“Girls?” says Pinocchio, “Who needs girls?”
Posted: January 6th, 2007 under Jokes.
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Rubber Check
A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store. The next day he comes in again, again buys condoms, and again walks out laughing. Thinking this is somewhat strange, the pharmacist asks his assistant to follow the man if he comes back. Sure enough, the man comes in the next day and walks out laughing. This time the assistant goes after him, returning 20 minutes later.
“So did you follow him?” asks the pharmacist.
“Yup.”
“Where did he go?”
“Your house.”
Posted: January 6th, 2007 under Jokes.
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Reporter Botches Wedding Proposal
A FOX reporter ruins the surprise of Ian Johnson’s wedding proposal after Boise State’s win in the Fiesta Bowl.
Posted: January 6th, 2007 under Videos.
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Erik Estrada Gets Tasered
Jack Osbourne and Erik Estrada get tasered. Don’t worry, Estrada fills you in on his balls.
Posted: January 6th, 2007 under Videos.
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James Brown’s Widow is Completely Batshit
James Brown’s widow Tomi Rae opens up about her final days with her husband. And God and pizza.
Posted: January 6th, 2007 under Videos.
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