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A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said: “So, where y’all from?”

The girl from New York said: “From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.”

The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: “So, where y’all from, BITCH?”

An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Irishman says, “Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Dublin, there’s a better one. At McDougal’s, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and McDougal himself will buy your third drink!”

The others agree that sounds like a nice place.

Then the Italian says, “Yeah, that’s a nice bar, but where I come from, there’s a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there’s this place, Vinny’s. At Vinny’s, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Vinny buys you anudda drink.”

Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then the Polish guy says, “You think that’s great? Where I come from, there’s this place called Warshowski’s. At Warshowski’s, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!”

“Wow!” say the other two. “That’s fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?”

“No,” replies the Polish guy, “but it happened to my sister!”

A guy and his wife are lying in bed when the husband starts caressing her back.

“Not tonight, dear,” she says. “I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow.” The husband rolls over and tries to go to sleep. A few minutes later, he turns back and again starts caressing her back.

“Honey, stop,” she says. “I told you I have to go to the gynecologist in the morning.”

“I know,” he answers. “But you don’t have to go to the dentist, do you?”

This girl makes Jessica Simpson looking like a Mensa member….

Japan’s DJ Ozma performs “Age Age Every Knight” in a boob-studded New Year’s Eve spectacular.

Japanese rappers……..I know I know…UVUG has lost it’s collective mind. But Things get interesting around the 2:10 mark. I want my MTV……Japan!!!

In Russia, President throws you into sea!

MTV VJ Vanessa Minnillo rings in 2007 with a spirited dropping of the F-Bomb

Some dumbass gets his car stolen while he’s ghost riding the whip. Just the content you need