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A Texan, a New Yorker, and a Bostonian are sitting together in a bar in the Yukon. The Texan tosses back his shot of tequila, throws the half-full bottle up in the air, pulls out a gun, and blows it to pieces. The other two, shocked, just stare at the Texan. He explains, “Where I come from, we have plenty of tequila.”

The New Yorker, not to be outdone, finishes his glass of wine, tosses the half-full bottle up in the air, pulls out a gun, and blows it apart. “Where I come from,” he explains, “we have plenty of fine wine.”

The Boston guy slowly drinks the last drop of his beer, tosses the empty bottle in the air, pulls out a gun, and shoots the New Yorker between the eyes. He then catches the bottle on the way down. “Where I come from,” he says slowly, “we never waste booze—and we have plenty of New Yorkers.”

Brother John entered the’Monastery of Silence’ and the Chief Priest said, “Brother, this is a silent monastery, you are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.”
Brother John lived in the monastery for five years before the Chief Priest said to him “Brother John,you have been here five years now, you may speak two words.”

Brother John said, “Hard Bed.”

“I’m sorry to hear that” the Chief Priest said.

“We will get you a better bed.”

After another five years, Brother John was called by the Chief Priest.

“You may say another two words Brother John.”

“Cold Food.” said Brother John, and the Chief Priest assured him that the food would be better in the future.

On his 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Chief Priest again called Brother John into his office.

“Two words you may say today.”

“I Quit.” said Brother John.

“It is probably best.” said the Chief Priest.

“You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”

Series of Funny Bicycle Accidents

Office management has a new name and his name is Terry Tate. A classic commercial from 2003.

A trio of Japanese women writhe around on chairs, getting tickled and the like. Contains no actual nudity, but probably NSFW. UVUG wishes we had less gameshows with picking suitcases and more like these.

The Honda ASIMO takes a tumbles down some stairs during a demonstration. I wonder if it was programmed to feel pain? I guess Sony’s robot kicks Honda’s robot’s ass.

Watch some robots from Japan get on their feet and do a little dance in this Sony demonstration video.