Archive for January, 2007
Joke of the day–Thursday
A little girl came running into the house crying her eyes out and cradling her hand. “Mommy, quick! Get me a glass of cider!” she wailed.
“Why do you want a glass of cider?” asked mom.
“I cut my hand on a thorn, and I want the pain to go away.” Confused, but weary of the child’s whining, the mother obliged and poured her a glass of cider. The little girl immediately dunked her hand in it. “Ouch! It still hurts! This cider doesn’t work!” whined the little one.
“What are you talking about?” asked her increasingly perplexed parent.
“Well I overheard my big sister say that whenever her friend gets a prick in her hand, she can’t wait to get it in cider!”
Posted: January 31st, 2007 under Jokes.
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Worst Burglar Ever
This guy is a lesson in how NOT to knock over a liquer store
Posted: January 31st, 2007 under Videos.
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9 months of gestation in 20 seconds - New Version!
Wow…pretty cool.
Posted: January 31st, 2007 under Videos.
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Rocket Blows Up
Sea Launch has a bad day. Rocket fails while launching a communications sat.
Posted: January 31st, 2007 under Videos.
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Paris Hilton Doing Drugs
video clip of paris hilton smoking and drinking…allegedly
Posted: January 31st, 2007 under Videos, Celebrities.
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Bikini models photos
Posted: January 31st, 2007 under Babe photos.
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Celeb nip slips 1 - uncensored video
Here is celeb nip slips video #1 - click here
Posted: January 31st, 2007 under NSFW.
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Bald Eagle Lands on Singer’s Head
A bald eagle lands on the head of singer Eve Selis during her performance of the national anthem.
Posted: January 30th, 2007 under Videos, Animals.
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Bear Mauls Reporter on TV
A seemingly friendly bear attacks a television reporter during an on-air segment.
Posted: January 30th, 2007 under Videos, Animals.
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Spider joke
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.
“Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked.
“They’re mating,” her father replied.
“What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?” she asked.
“That’s a daddy longlegs.” her father answered.
“So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?” the little girl asked.
“No,” her father replied. “Both of them are daddy longlegs.”
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat. “Well, we’re not having that sort of shit in our garden.”
Posted: January 30th, 2007 under Jokes.
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Katherine Heigl
The real reason men are willing to watch Grey’s Anatomy…..This is from an indie movie she was in.
Posted: January 30th, 2007 under Videos.
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Anna Kournikova - Swimsuit 2004
Can’t really have Maria without looking back at a little Anna, can we?
Posted: January 30th, 2007 under Videos, Celebrities.
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Sharapova
UVUG could give a crap about tennis, but we DO care about Maria!
Posted: January 30th, 2007 under Videos.
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Kevin Federline (Rap Commercial)
KFED’s superbowl commercial….see it here first on UVUG!
Posted: January 30th, 2007 under Videos, Celebrities, commercials.
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Materazzi vs Delvecchio - Headbutt
Materazzi received a headbutt again, but Materazzi received a headbutt again, but now it was by Delvecchio (Sampdoria) ..
Posted: January 30th, 2007 under Videos, Sports.
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