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Archive for November 30th, 2006

Why does Britney get all the press? -Pink

Pink in Vegas

Blonde Jokes IV

Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A. Because everyone gets a turn.

Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets!

Blonde Jokes IV

Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A. Because everyone gets a turn.

Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets!

Blonde Jokes III

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A. More leg-room!

Q. Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.

Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A. More headroom

Blonde jokes II

Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven’t met!

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.

Q. What’s a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Hump me Dump me

Blonde jokes I

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It’s not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.

German Coast Guard–LOL

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