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No money this month

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in August," ...
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Posted: November 26th, 2007 under Jokes.
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Work qualification test

Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to ...
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Posted: November 26th, 2007 under Jokes.
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Golfing with an old man

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could ...
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Posted: November 23rd, 2007 under Jokes.
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Religious golf game

The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants ...
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Posted: November 23rd, 2007 under Jokes.
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Forester and lawyer in heaven

A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and takes them to the homeswhere ...
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Posted: November 20th, 2007 under Jokes.
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3 men in heaven

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's ...
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Posted: November 20th, 2007 under Jokes.
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Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. ...
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Posted: November 19th, 2007 under Jokes.
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3 door dummy

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the ...
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Posted: November 19th, 2007 under Jokes.
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Fishing license joke

A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden !! Immediately, one of the boys threw ...
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Posted: November 16th, 2007 under Jokes.
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Safe to swim here?

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old ...
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Posted: November 16th, 2007 under Jokes.
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Americans in Ireland

A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable.The food is terrible. It's too ...
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Posted: November 15th, 2007 under Jokes.
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A lesson

Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd ...
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Posted: November 15th, 2007 under Jokes.
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Bad day in the car

A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. "What ...
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Posted: November 13th, 2007 under Jokes.
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Drug Used to Seduce Men

Men, please read this if you go to bars or clubs: Guys, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a drug called ...
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Posted: November 13th, 2007 under Jokes.
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Bear hunting

Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, ...
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Posted: November 10th, 2007 under Jokes.
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